Post by Illegal_Danish! on Aug 13, 2007 11:11:14 GMT -5
This is my song, its a tenacious d type thing, im gonna record it
(quick guitar riff)
I was just a young lad, my father told me son
Get your fat ass off the couch and mow the fucking lawn!
I said its way too hot out there, i will surley die
If i went out there in this heat my precious brain would fry!
then he led me to the shed,and said i do concur,
He opened up that bitch to show the riding lawnmower!
(small guitar solo)
Round and round the yard i went, flying like a bird
running over grass and straw, even a dog-turd.
I floated like a hovercraft, over that grass sea
Now i knew that father was not trying to kill me
(chorus)
I love my lawnmower, John Deere is its name,
It cuts and rides with great ease, all other shit is lame,
Cub Cadet and Ryobi can suck my fucking cock,
Only it does the job quick so i can go and rock!
(chorus)
(small guitar solo)
I rode to the backyard where grass was to my knees,
But the lawnmower was powerful, it killed these fucking trees,
I think i killed a snake or two but do i really care?
Cause when i was done with the yard i left that biotch bare.
One or two or three or four pinecones in my way,
crushing them like cokecans cause they surley cannot stay.
(large guitar solo)
(chorus)
When i knew that i was done, back in the shed i cram,
that lawnmower, when he came out my father said goddam.
This yard here is cut alright,you did your job well.
I said dad you didnt do shit you can go to fucking hell.
(chorus)2x (guitar softly during chorus)
END!
(quick guitar riff)
I was just a young lad, my father told me son
Get your fat ass off the couch and mow the fucking lawn!
I said its way too hot out there, i will surley die
If i went out there in this heat my precious brain would fry!
then he led me to the shed,and said i do concur,
He opened up that bitch to show the riding lawnmower!
(small guitar solo)
Round and round the yard i went, flying like a bird
running over grass and straw, even a dog-turd.
I floated like a hovercraft, over that grass sea
Now i knew that father was not trying to kill me
(chorus)
I love my lawnmower, John Deere is its name,
It cuts and rides with great ease, all other shit is lame,
Cub Cadet and Ryobi can suck my fucking cock,
Only it does the job quick so i can go and rock!
(chorus)
(small guitar solo)
I rode to the backyard where grass was to my knees,
But the lawnmower was powerful, it killed these fucking trees,
I think i killed a snake or two but do i really care?
Cause when i was done with the yard i left that biotch bare.
One or two or three or four pinecones in my way,
crushing them like cokecans cause they surley cannot stay.
(large guitar solo)
(chorus)
When i knew that i was done, back in the shed i cram,
that lawnmower, when he came out my father said goddam.
This yard here is cut alright,you did your job well.
I said dad you didnt do shit you can go to fucking hell.
(chorus)2x (guitar softly during chorus)
END!